|Dienstag, 23-02-10 20:34
There is also a CIA "Researchgate":
Yes, my Dear, here is a summary about worldwide C.I.A. university espionage!
"University Spy - A True Story"
Behavioral science teaches that small changes in a man?s sex-life can have large effects on keeping secrets!
These all-out investigative interviews will plunge you, the reader, into the murk of the abnormal psychology and mind boggling career of W. B. Paterson from hell-bent taxi driver to hysterical C.I.A. Chief-of-university-spies. I asked the Chief questions others could have asked and penciled down his answers others have suspected!
The C.I.A.?s covert action arm has ended up as America?s international Education Ministry and universities around the world have little recourse!
Malicious Chief W. B. Paterson is the inheritor of American multi-billion dollar conglomerate Paterson Inc., a globally operating university supplier which doubles as a C.I.A. espionage contractor! It?s scary, very scary!
Paterson Inc. is giving the C.I.A. a thousand eyes on overseas universities, academics, students, research, political enemies, fingerprints, bank accounts and much more. "We are a covert operations contractor for the C.I.A." The Chief wobbled back and forward like a drunken tip-over doll, his insufferable lips loosened by gallons of whisky. "We are kicking academic ass since five decades".
This emotional zeitgeist-book is scripted on man-to-man pillow interviews with the coarse Chief Walt Blair Paterson, a source of untreated and disease-laden sewer language and behavior, stranger than fiction. Let?s go for a visit to one of the Chief?s great moments - and I promise he never used more lofty cross-references: ?University people are late-term abortions who crawl out of classrooms?, he screamed with all the subtleties of a rhino!
As is becoming for an objective reporter, I use the method of dramatizing and narrating each authentic quotation from the Chief, reflecting the ugly history of Paterson Inc. and ungovernable America - the Can't Do Nation!
The juicy revelations of the Chief going anal are off the record; Walt Blair Paterson?s real name, gonzo company, position and location were changed and rendered anonymous - to protect my ?deep-throat? for legal reasons!
It was morning in America, the reactionary Chief had just finished vomiting, was hung-over and had a pathological need for homosexual intercourse. The disgusting behind-the-scenes tales are based on ?embedded? rent-boy reporting at its best, serving up from the bedside the whole truth about the C.I.A.?s university espionage brigades!
The secret provisions of the USA Patriot Act include most certainly attacks on foreign universities. The hired guns from C.I.A. & Paterson are focusing their assaults on students and intellectuals and fight a hidden war at universities around the earth. Are professional Paterson Inc. hit-men silencing academic enemies of the U.S. already?
America, my most favored ?democracy?! The background of the Paterson Shadow Company storm-troopers read like gravedigger roll calls: "Former Army Delta forces; Marine snipers; U.S. Army rangers; Special Operations officers". All unlawful enemy combatants!
Paranoid and violent U.S. university espionage is closely related to institutional brutality. Haunting American abuse of power has reached a critical mass and is the central theme of this book. Will it come to the point that battered students call for ?social unrest? at beleaguered universities in opposition to academic waterboarding by Paterson Inc? Academia, revenge is yours!
Every Paterson Inc. teaching tool sold at universities bears the chill of a torture whip in the face of a kidnapped victim in a secret C.I.A. jail anywhere around the world!
C.I.A. espionage contractors such as the Shadow Company within Paterson Inc. are NOT SUBJECT to the Freedom of Information Act!
An obscure law allows the C.I.A. to block all congressional and public inquiries into the secret files, the budget, the number of cloak-and-dagger agents and the entire power structure of the Pater$on Shadow Company, the recipient of vast amounts of U.S. government money!
Who are Walt B. Paterson?s unpredictable Washington masters? Their names read probably like a Who is Who of instable U.S. corporate and political power. They are busy scrounging around the world for more billions of dollars, moneys used by Paterson?s swines of ignorance to steal more pearls of wisdom!
The U.S. will go down in history as the country that breeds the greatest thieves and biggest scientific pilferers! Who are the shameless American ?scholars? and at which benighted U.S. universities do they work, these dim-wits who helped dreadful C.I.A. & Paterson to conceptualize the hellish ?intellectual? framework for global university espionage?
Yankee go home! I feel strangely prejudiced against Paterson?s turncoats listening from spy outposts hidden at foreign universities to academic?s private conversations and steal their ideas of genius. Day in day out, scores of research data and intellectual property changes illegally into U.S. hands and is parroted in American universities as genuine research!
If the burly men from beastly Paterson Inc. tilted the global academic playing field in favor of U.S. scientists, and if this helps explain America?s unparalleled share of Nobel prices during that curiously energetic U.S. ?research? period over the past five decades, synchronized with the C.I.A.?s university espionage history, then so be it!
This compelling study shows Paterson Inc. is unfit as a university supplier! America?s university espionage is on trial. The undeclared U.S. doctrine of large-scale targeted research theft has to be stopped with a cool ?nyet?!
All this I took in like a spy, interrupted only by the Chief?s demonstrations of affection and while his ungentlemanly hands fondled among my pink boxer-shorts!
The ugly bedside interviews with the Chief, who had up to the interviews suppressed his homosexuality, are positioned to hit the proverbial fan to spread his vulgar whispers fast and far. Chief Paterson must have considered the possibility of blowing his spy cover, but figured my uncut penis was worth the risk.
Dr. H.R. Goetting